bird by bird

Ok, yeah yeah, this song is super cheesy and the only video I could find for it was probably made by a child... BUT I just had the best 4 and a half days in New York and this dumb song speaks to me.

There's a man at my office with jet black hair who is a foot shorter than me and at least 2 decades older than me. He works in the finance department, and I don't know how it happened but we became buds. His name is Fred. Fred and I often chat in the office kitchenette or in passing while one of us is filling a coffee cup. There is nothing about Fred or our friendship that is creepy or inappropriate, and that is what makes what I'll refer to as "the printer incident" a harmless anecdote about my day and not something I need to report to HR. One day Fred and I both printed something to the same printer. I said, "Printer party! Who's will come first--yours or mine?" Then we watched as the printer spit out papers. Fred said, "You're below me!" I said, "No, I'm on top!" Fred said, "Maybe I'm in between you!" ... (He was  in between me... I mean his papers!) Then Fred and I each grabbed our papers and ...