Dakota Dialog
"You're just like Hannah from GIRLS, only less frumpy."
To me after I told a bunch of NYC stories at dinner and then started dancing to Robyn.
"He's that one who likes to celebrate a lot, isn't he?"
My grandma in reference to a small town guy who helped us load our boat.
"My favorite thing about you was that you killed garter snakes for me."
To my childhood babysitter who just retired.
"Tell me more about black people things."
An unnamed friend after we were interrupted while discussing weaves.
"Imma let you talk in a minute."
Someone to me at the bar after I yelled his name to say hello:
(also Kanye West once said this to Taylor Swift)
"You look really sailor-ish tonight"
A friend to me for wearing a blue and white striped dress.
"Text her and say that we're ordering room service and renting porn."
To a friend who left us in her already paid for hotel room.
"Oh my God, you ARE really sweaty!"
A male friend to me right before we took a picture together (It was over 100 degrees out!).
"Send me one of those why dontcha"
A middle-aged guy sitting in a lawn chair on the side of the road watching the sun set right as the Lightfield ladies (unknowingly) pulled up in front of him to take pictures of the sun set with our phones.
To me after I told a bunch of NYC stories at dinner and then started dancing to Robyn.
"He's that one who likes to celebrate a lot, isn't he?"
My grandma in reference to a small town guy who helped us load our boat.
"My favorite thing about you was that you killed garter snakes for me."
To my childhood babysitter who just retired.
"Tell me more about black people things."
An unnamed friend after we were interrupted while discussing weaves.
"Imma let you talk in a minute."
Someone to me at the bar after I yelled his name to say hello:
(also Kanye West once said this to Taylor Swift)
"You look really sailor-ish tonight"
A friend to me for wearing a blue and white striped dress.
"Text her and say that we're ordering room service and renting porn."
To a friend who left us in her already paid for hotel room.
"Oh my God, you ARE really sweaty!"
A male friend to me right before we took a picture together (It was over 100 degrees out!).
"Send me one of those why dontcha"
A middle-aged guy sitting in a lawn chair on the side of the road watching the sun set right as the Lightfield ladies (unknowingly) pulled up in front of him to take pictures of the sun set with our phones.
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