Your Boss Blows

Your boss is like all the evil step mothers in all Disney movies COMBINED. Plus Scar!
Your boss makes Meryl Streep's character in the movie The Devil Wears Prada look like Barney the friendly dinosaur.
Your boss is the kind of boss that inspired Johnny Paycheck to write this song.
Your boss is irrational and temperamental and unreasonable and selfish.

Your boss blows.
And I'm sorry that you have to put up with her.
Let's watch a movie about male strippers and forget all about your boss.
Okay?

I wish that this guy could be your boss. If only he was into fashion..

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