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Do you have any idea how many times a day I have to report whether or not someone has pooped?! Seriously, I have never in my life paid so much attention to bowel movements. With the responsibility of a dog, a baby, and a four-year-old with some serious digestive issues, it's hard to keep all this shit straight!

These are the kinds of texts that I have to send on a daily basis.

8:45am: JT pooped.
10:00am: Took Charlie the dog out. She didn't poop.
3:30pm: JJ pooped his pants again. Said he didn't feel it.
4:30pmt: JT finally pooped. It was darkish green.
7:00pm: Took Charlie the dog out again, she did poop, it was runny.

By the end of the day, I am pooped.

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