Next Profile..

EH and I spent 30 minutes looking online at every sex offender in our neighborhood and trying to memorize their faces. We also paid particular attention to those who used force (specifically blunt or sharp weapons). After a while, it started to feel frighteningly familiar to looking at online dating profiles. First, I look at the height. Too short. Then I look at the picture. Scary. Then I read their "about me." Yeek!

I am going to be single forever, and it's all the internet's fault!

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