"It's three o'clock on a winter morning, foggy, the roads slick with ice. You turn in the bed, away from the man and his thick arms, his muscled chest, the wrists powerful from days spent with hammers and saws. You open your eyes and begin to calculate each of the moves it would take to get you out of here: the flip of he blankets, the swing of your legs onto the floor, the search for your clothes crumpled on the chair by the desk, gathering those clothes in your arms and tiptoeing over the creaking planks to pull them on in the other room--the boyfriend muttering from his side of the bed, or not making a sound, his eyes tightly closed, his head twisted away. And then the search for your purse, your shoes, your keys, your coat, standing with all these things by the doorway, trying to decide whether or not to say good night... ...Just the thought of it exhausts you, and when you contemplate even the first of these moves--the turning back of the covers--you realize the imp
So many about this interview are completely ridiculous that is hard for me to pic a favorite. However, I think I've narrowed it down to the part where Nancy asks Alana how they came up with the name for the magazine. Wow. Theta's really are the smartest!!
ReplyDeleteThis video clip absolutely made my day and I agree with Georgie. Where do I even start?!? My favorite part was when she held up the magazine for the camera...that didn't zoom in and then she was like "no, ok! Nevermind!" It's like a terribly awesome skit of saturday night live.
ReplyDeletealso, this article is such a perfect example of people who we are jealous of who in reality are absolutely miserable in their lives, despite their beach bods. I'm eating a guiltless bag of doritos right now..happy as a clam.