Get it together, Amanda!!

Ok, I gotta get it together. No more Halloween candy. No more dirty laundry on my bedroom floor. No more stacks of ungraded student essays piled on my desk. No more drawers of crap that need organizing. No more bird poop on my windshield. No more excessive facebooking. Perhaps no facebooking at all.

I am going to eat more carrots, floss every night, and shave my legs (above the knee).

This is getting ridiculous.

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